lesboslut:

if your hands are ever cold just know that you can always put them down my pants

jeou:

have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner

because i have

titspajamas:

north korea eat a snickers you get a little nuclear terroristic when youre hungry

badk4rma:

if i dont text back its becuase i replied in my mind but was too lazy to physically reply and im really sorry im the worst kind of person

babyheroin:

Being a girl is difficult because sometimes I can’t tell if I am turned on or if I just have to pee.